I was most confused to find a packet of star-shaped crisps flavoured with something called 'pigs in blanket' nestled amongst a multi-pack of ready salted Hoola Hoops yesterday. But since the wise people at Hoola Hoop central have started making something they call 'Wholewheat salt and vinegar Hoola Hoops' but which taste like acidic rings of sawdust, nothing surprises me anymore.