Rose and Dan go to a restaurant. It is late at night.
They peruse the menus.
Rose: "What is the 'chicken random' please?"
Waitress: "Is chicken chop-chop."
Rose: "And what does it come with?"
Waitress: "Huh?"
Rose: "What with?"
Waitress: "A knife."
Dan: "But how is the chicken"
Waitress: "Is dead."
Rose falls below the table in hysterical giggling.
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Yummi, dead chicken with a knife! Beats chicken cordon bleu, and cicken cacciatora!
ReplyDeleteI am going to get myself some of that, eh, eh, eh!
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Elena NJ
This is indeed one for Gordon Ramsay or Nigella's next book...!
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